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Angie/18/Canada
love you..

kingcheddarxvii:

People on here always postin pics of their pets like they got nothin else to post. Like do you think I even care about pics of your pets? Well I do. Please keep posting pics of your pets

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troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

(Source: sorry, via dimisaurus)

meladoodle:

Angrily confronting a neighbour who is loudly using their chainsaw in the early hours of the morning is usually a bad idea because they’ll probably be armed with a chainsaw

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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

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pixeflutters:

everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass

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cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

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magicbutterdragon:

nflstreet:

yeah, but can the science side of tumblr explain THIS *whips out dick*

alright! someone bring me the microscope.

(Source: tajh-boyd, via dimisaurus)

sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

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date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

(Source: date, via psychonunly)

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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